Consider Our Bottoms Smacked.

Alright Gorgeous,

We know, it's been far too long, so excuse us while we bend over and graciously accept your firm hand.

Right, that's sorted. Back to the ol' fashion.

First of all, if you haven't already experienced the wonder of FakeKarl, then you are either stupid or incredibly demode. (see: Louis Vuitton monogrammed leather)

On the subject of President Lagerfeld, whoever came up with this is clearly a genius:

Karl x Britney - Who doesn't love it?

Anyway, moving on. We are well into RUSSIA at the moment, check it out:

<-- (Masha Sharoeva, Russian Fashion Week 2008)










Cool Old Stuff...















Always got love for Natalia...she's our favouritest UK-based Russian beauty.


For Russian Vogue's 10th Anniversary shindig, 31 major designers were asked to design a Russian doll, or matryoshka, to be sold at auction amongst a sea of Chanel Kubrick bears and Jean Paul Gaultier rocking horses. They were predictably awesome in their beautiful uselessness:



Ralph Lauren. Moschino. Margiela. Yves Saint Laurent.


We could go on and on and on about how rad Russia is, but we'll leave it at that.

We heart you Russia.



Miss you, Love you.